If you are an Orthodox woman
And your husband drives you up the walls
Call Rabbi Epstein
He will shock him in the balls

Don’t worry if your marriage
Is not like a dream
The Rabbi can fix things
With his kidnap team

Don’t worry
He has a plan
He will call his friends
And they will throw him in a van

Don’t you worry
This choice you won’t regret
He will do what it takes
To get the get

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