I sent you an email yesterday
the latest excuse

Sure you did

Pants on fire
the latest excuse!
stop the abuse!

If someone ever says why didn’t you get in contact with me?
I sent you an email
will set you free!

Because it can always be
sent to the wrong address
buried in your spam box
missed because of the flood of messages
how would you ever verify and know the truth?!
Next time, give me a call jerk!

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