Having kids is not for me

I don’t have them

I don’t want them

 

Crying

Yelling

Screaming

Steaming

 

A bottomless hole

Where your money’s

Streaming

 

Such a pain

So much strife

Once you have them

No more life

 

I don’t mind

The occasional visit

But there’s no way

I could live with it

 

If you want them

That’s fine by me

Good luck to you

I’d rather be free