I love you Kleenex tissues

I just wanted to let you know

You’re always there for me

When I need to blow

 

Your participation

Is no mean feat

Especially when my nose runs

Every time I eat

 

I need to get a big box

They need to last awhile

After every meal

There’s always a big pile

 

 It’s so embarrassing

I don’t mean to be rude

Who knows?

Maybe I’m allergic to food

 

It may sound funny

But it’s not a funny thing

It is very hard to talk

When my nose is running