I’ll tell you a secret
Between you and me
I really want to write a poem
About a fig tree

I think it would be easier
To dance a jig
Than to think of a word
That rhymes with fig

I’m Jewish
So I’ll forget
About pig

I’m losing my hair
But I don’t need
A wig

I’ve looked under
every branch and twig
But I can’t find a good word
That rhymes with fig