They said it was broasted
I thought they lied
because when it arrived
it looked like it was fried

I’ll let you know
so your time is not wasted
that’s exactly how it tasted

They said it was made
with a pressure cooker
I don’t know the difference
I’m not an expert cooker

It tasted fried
it tasted fried
it tasted fried

They might’ve told the truth
but they might as well have lied

If I had known
there would be no question
now I’ll spend the night
with indigestion

Well that’s life
but at least I know
I won’t make the same mistake
the next time that I go

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