I don’t like Batman
I don’t like Superman
or Spiderman
or any superheroes

All they do
is distract people
from the fact that they are zeros

Reason and logic
are my superpowers
I could beat all those guys
and tie them up with flowers

Power, speed, and agility
are nothing but small gains
I could defeat them easily
I’d just use my brains

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