What does one do with a crocheted scrotum?
I have no idea, but if anyone asked me
it would be time to lock ’em, and load ’em

Poems about crocheted scrotums
are hard to write, so you better think twice
before you say mine bites

I like to rhyme, and I like to write
it’s a great pastime and a great delight
all I can say, is I wish you good night

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