Cheese is the bees knees
it’s not very healthy
but it does please

It was made
in the rumen
of ruminants

We fermented milk
in ruminant animals
because we no longer wanted
to be cannibals

I don’t know why the French
invented so many cheeses
probably because they had a lot of time
and they weren’t very lactose intolerant

Cheese has a lot of fat
don’t eat too much
because you don’t need that

Please turn the light off
lock the door as you leave
it’s time that to end this
I have to sneeze

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